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posted by TurabianNights @ 12:43 AM
The Bad Baby Names Blog
I don't hate babies. I don't even hate parents. I just wish parents would realize what enormous power they have over the rest of their children's lives when they give them a name. I wish parents would realize that kids grow up. Just because a parent likes the name Dymondlyn Shardonnae DaiseeBlossom or Dakoda Hunter Truck'Killah doesn't mean that it's a good name for a kid. Kids aren't accessories. If you want something with a cool name, buy a dog or a boat or some crap like that.
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I have been described as "bidder," "caddy," and "a real bitch." I'd generally describe myself as a connoisseur of the absurd on the internet.
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5 Comments:
Aww how kyoot.
I like Telly from Sesame Street. He's permanently confused. And purple.
Smelly and Toot. Great.
There's a big aquarium in Napier, New Zealand, called Kelly Talton's. Just switch the first letters around, and there you have it. And also, who would want to be called 'Tattoo'?
Actually... that's in Auckland. Like, a day's drive north of Napier.
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